The Simpsons was the most honest show out there
I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”